Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.

Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing

by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020

Ranch BLT

Rough sex under a green blanket with sunburns and a messy finish!

Bob: Oh yeah, last night Carrie and I had some Ranch BLT!

by I see what you did there. June 9, 2010

Ranch Fancy

Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party

Did you spot Magnolia and Matt's classy duds at the box social? They were looking as ranch fancy as can be.

by goopceo April 24, 2023

ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

ranch sexy

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.

Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.

by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

by Bekkkkk October 30, 2007