Q-tip

rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"

Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Angry Q-tip

when your girl is giving you heads right before ejaculating grab that bitches hair turn it to the side and release your load in your bitches ear now shes angry cause she looks like she has the cotton from the Q-tip hanging from her ear.

My bitch michael got mad that i did an angry Q-tip on him now he has to clean his ears.

by johnny whittherspoone January 6, 2009

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 5, 2009

Q tip

This is the act of a man engaging, vaginally, in sexual intercourse with a women while she is menstruating and still wearing a tampon. The erect penis pushes the tampon further up the vaginal canal resembling a Q tip.

I totally Q tipped that girl last night. (verb)

I was so drunk I gave my girlfriend a Q tip. (noun)

by Martinangelo June 4, 2009

Brown Q-Tip

After anal sex pull out your dick and stick it in your partners ear.

Laverne got an ear infection after getting a Brown Q-Tip from Papa Tang

by philiam8====D January 14, 2011