poning 

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

poning by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

pwninated 

To be pwned and burninated at the same time.

I pwninated that guy in a heated argument last night.

pwninated by cro bert May 13, 2005

pig-pening 

(verb). to hook up with or bang an ugly person

He is the reigning champ at pig-pening, no doubt.

pig-pening by Rolls December 12, 2004

Pwing 

the name of a gender neutral person’s gentitals

Dude:hey do you have a bick or bussy?
Gender neutral person: neither. I have a pwing

Pwing by Ktanner October 10, 2019

Pwingys 

Sex when your significant other is hung like a Pringles tin

Hey babe, want some Pwingys?

Pwingys by Olavf June 22, 2022

Pwingys 

When your significant her is hung like a Pringles tin and wants sex

Hey babe, want some Pwingys?

Pwingys by Olavf June 22, 2022

Mung Pining 

Mung diving but when the corpse has pin worms. This is done to enjoy the yummy taste of the intestinal juices mixed with pin worms.

This corpse has pin worms, screw mung diving lets go mung pining.

Mung Pining by Ratking69 May 28, 2023