Redneck pizza

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it’s just a scattered pile of blood and guts that’s almost completely flat, resembling a pizza.

To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.

by A WHITE GUY December 25, 2018

Pizza Lap Dance

The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home

When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance

by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010

Pizza Vulture

A person who was not invited to a pizza lunch (usually in a corporate setting) that attempts to partake of said pizza.

Can you believe Glenn? He wasn't even part of the project and yet he shows up and eats our food. What a pizza vulture!

by landsharks67 April 1, 2019

Trippin' balls pizza

A home made pizza concoction topped with magic mushrooms and a weed butter brushed crust.

person 1: I don't feel right dude. What's going on?
person 2: Oh nothing. Its probably just the Trippin' balls pizza kickin' in.

by 420dank_budz January 26, 2010

Out Pizza The Hut

An act no human being that will ever exist shall accomplish. Any person who attempts to Out Pizza the Hut will be forced into exile

Tim: I attempted to Out Pizza the Hut and know I’m in exile.

Tom:Cool

by Timmy Tom Bob January 27, 2020

Boneless Pizza

Is a pizza dat ain't got no bones in it

Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... boneless pizza

by Dat nℹ🅱️🅱️a June 12, 2017

Pizza Fusion

An organic pizza restaurant that serves decent food. Unfortunately the people that created Pizza Fusion thought they were the greatest thing ever and spew smug out of all orfices. From shirts with stupid saying such as "My Carbon foot-print is smaller than yours" to using a hybrid car for deliveries and making sure everybody knows. They basicaly think they are saving the world by making pizza.

"Hey john, lets go to Pizza Fusion eat, then have them recycle our shit to make another pizza."
"Yea, Todd! Lets save the world!"

by JukePenguin June 2, 2008