Definitions by landsharks67

Carb shaming

The act of judging, mocking, or guilt-tripping someone for eating carbohydrates, especially bread, pizza, desserts, or anything else that brings joy to human existence. Commonly practiced by keto evangelists, , gym bros during cutting season, and coworkers who won't shut up about macros.

Dude, I was just trying to eat a bagel and Karen started carb shaming me about insulin spikes and inflammation.

Carb shaming by landsharks67 June 10, 2026

Carb shaming

The act of judging, mocking, or guilt-tripping someone for eating carbohydrates, especially bread, pasta, pizza, desserts, or anything that brings joy to human existence. Commonly practiced by keto evangelists, gym bros during cutting season, and that coworker who won’t stop talking about “macros.”

“Dude, I was just trying to eat a bagel and Karen started carb shaming me about insulin spikes and inflammation.”

Carb shaming by landsharks67 June 8, 2026

Thought Brisket 

A "thought brisket" refers to the mental process of slow-cooking an idea or concept, allowing it to fully develop over time. Just as smoking a brisket requires patience, attention, and gradual transformation to reach its full flavor, a "thought brisket" involves giving yourself space to reflect, ruminate, and let the complexities of an idea settle before reaching a final understanding or decision. It's about letting thoughts simmer so that they can mature into something richer and more nuanced.

"I’m not ready to make a decision on that yet; I need to let it turn into a thought brisket and really slow-cook before I know the right approach."

Thought Brisket by landsharks67 October 10, 2024

Pizza Vulture 

A person who was not invited to a pizza lunch (usually in a corporate setting) that attempts to partake of said pizza.

Can you believe Glenn? He wasn't even part of the project and yet he shows up and eats our food. What a pizza vulture!

Pizza Vulture by landsharks67 April 1, 2019