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Shaikh Potential Theory

In Life, evolution is the process of change in the traits of a person from highschool to the next. The Shaikh Potential Theory deals with the idea that a woman who may appear unattractive in her early stages of life will turn out to be beautiful in the future. The theory explores the idea of finding "potential" in these future hot women and becoming friends with them now, in their least attractive form. So when they reach their potential, the lucky person who befriended her, now has a beautiful female friend. Thus earning himself the respect he deserved but never got from his peers.

Shaikh Potential Theory: There are two major mechanisms that drive the Theory. The first is face, a girl with braces, acne, or bad hair is usually a canditate for the Theory. One must look past these imperfections and discover the beauty 4 or 5 years from now. Secondly, the body is important, if shes over weight or lacks nutrition and needs the right amount of meat? go for her, be friends with that. Since losing weight is easier than losing ugly.
An example of the Shaikh Potential Theory is Ugly Betty or the chick that played Velma in the Scooby Doo series.
by Daniyal Shaikh October 21, 2008
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Potential

Untapped ability to achieve great things.
He's earning mid-B's so far this year, but he has tremendous potential. I think he'll end up with an A if he starts studying.
by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005
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Retarded Potential

1) The scalar or vector potential of a time varying current or charge distribution.
2) A scalar or vector potential that is generally thought of as useless and hated by many physicists.
3) The possibilty for someone to be retarded.
We are learning about retarded potentials in our E/M course.

That guy has a retarded potential, hes a total idiot.
by Artin November 13, 2005
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Potential Slam Piece (PSP)

1)Someone you would like to, or have the potential to make your slam piece. (noun)

2) Someone with whom you want to get "nasty wit it"
yo, make sure i invite that (PSP) to the party tonight. potential slam piece (PSP)
by Dayton Drama December 4, 2010
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poetential

a word combining the words "poet" and "potential." it literally translates to the potential to be a poet or for a piece to be considered poetry. i first used it in a piece i wrote a year or so ago and have since been using it mostly in responses to applications in a journal community.
it's tough to say. it's always tough to say, most of the time. everyone's got "poetential." well, almost everyone.
by xoxo987 July 12, 2007
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Puttentang

Bo Diddley's sister according to the song Puttentang. May be an attempt at synonymy with the word pootang through like sounds which refers to a woman's vagina.
My sister's name is a Puttentang, you ask me again and I'll tel you just the same.
by MR77 March 29, 2009
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peetential

Word to describe the likelihood of a specific location having a restroom or reasonable place to urinate in.
"Pull over; this place looks like it has peetential."

"OMG the line for the bathroom in this place sucks, but I think the alley out back has peetential."
by SuSpencer March 22, 2017
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