Buying The Puppy

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.

We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.

by Tagz May 2, 2008

Bee and Puppycat

One of the best shows on Earth. It has an amazing aesthetic vibe and is also really sweet and heartwarming. It makes you feel safe and has some really deep underlying messages.

Brad: Have you seen Bee and Puppycat?
Brenda : yes I have! I love Puppycat so much!

by ummmm....fangirl..I guess?? November 23, 2019

wear the purp

The famous dance popularized by Whiteboyz Wit Attitude, the hip-hop supergroup.

"Man I can't stop doing the wear the purp dance, who wants to do it with me?"

by fanzipantz October 16, 2020

puppy guarding

When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.

"Hey, thats not fair, no puppy guarding!"

by Daniela K October 29, 2006

Puppy

A baby dog

Want a puppy?

by Solem's Golden Fork June 17, 2018

Meth Puppy

Is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. A fucking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. Most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. It isn't difficult to pin point a meth puppy. They are constantly screwing over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.

It seems like every time I read the god damn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of shit trailer or double wide.

That fucking meth puppy stole my X-Box and took it to the pawn shop.

by CAR RAMROD September 1, 2013

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005