when you fuck a bird in the asshole.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.
please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.
please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.
Ralf: Are you.. into purping?
Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples
Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.
Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds
Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.
Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples
Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.
Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds
Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.
by kirstenandbrooke December 24, 2011
Any kind of stubborn student within a university, who is a raging alcoholic, has no regard for others, constantly screams obscenities in the presence of minorities or members of the opposite sex. This individual usually mutters fragments or phrases of ridiculous pointless banter in public. Also, this person might disrobe their garments in public and embarrass themselves. In addition, this person constantly refers to themselves in the third person. This particular individual usually obtains a certain phenomenon known as a "KOOG". Finally, this person persistently speaks in the past tense usually speaking small commands such as "has it".
1.
Friend: "Dude what's up?"......PURP: "HOWS IT PURPIN PURPY?!"
2.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard there's this sick party going on with an open bar."
Friend#2: "Oh shit, I heard that the sober-purp is working it."
Friend#1: "Sweet! I'm stoked."
3.
Friend#1: "Dude, that guy just chugged like 28 beers in a row."
Friend#2: "Hahaha dude I know, that guy is THE PURP."
Friend: "Dude what's up?"......PURP: "HOWS IT PURPIN PURPY?!"
2.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard there's this sick party going on with an open bar."
Friend#2: "Oh shit, I heard that the sober-purp is working it."
Friend#1: "Sweet! I'm stoked."
3.
Friend#1: "Dude, that guy just chugged like 28 beers in a row."
Friend#2: "Hahaha dude I know, that guy is THE PURP."
by ZoobaPooba April 5, 2011
by P^uzz March 27, 2008
by Cagefighter March 3, 2008
In the youtube video called "smoking" by the comedian kyle mooney, he references a drug such as purp scurp in such a way that makes fun of all the drugs, especially weed, that people do.
"Derd, take out some purp scurp so we can get super sconed"
Dude, are you high?
"ya derd, its perp scurp. Want sum?"
Dude, are you high?
"ya derd, its perp scurp. Want sum?"
by djlostboy April 26, 2012
The Act of squeezing your testicles so hard they turn purple and then yankin your shaft until ejaculation.
Person 1: hey did you know Alex B purp jerks
Person 2: yeah hes such a purp jerker
Alex B: guys please stop I dont do that
Person 2: yeah hes such a purp jerker
Alex B: guys please stop I dont do that
by WillPretzel October 17, 2023
EXAMPLE 1
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
by FloydHamilton April 16, 2014