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tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
by mocracy June 18, 2010
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roll with the punches

Copeing with and withstanding adversity by being flexible.

go with the flow
He didn't feel like fighting about the toy so he decided to roll with the punches.
by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005
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Sub Punching

Doing something awesome. In Captain America: The First Avenger, Cap takes out a submarine by punching it. This is an act of being awesome. The sub is a metaphor for an object, person or event of which someone defeats or conquers in some way.

There is also to have your sub punched when something less than awesome happens to you.
I got straight As, proposed to my lady friend and won the lottery, its been a day of sub punching!
by Team Mitch May 16, 2011
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uvula punching bag

When you fuck a girls mouth violently.
I used her throat as a uvula punching bag.
by Skeeter on Peeter February 5, 2017
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Muff punchers

A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.
Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.
by kenny sarkadi July 23, 2007
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bore punching

The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.
I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.
by schlacker June 10, 2004
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Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.
As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.
by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009
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