Rumpy-Pumpy

The kind of sex midgets have. When two midgets screw, their asses look bigger than their faces.

Papa Smurf: "Hey Mama Smurf, hows a little Rumpy-Pumpy?"

Mama Smurf: "Fuck off, I'm masturbating"

by cottagecheese June 3, 2010

Mas Pumpy

The greatest Romanian rapgod in the world. He is a tall white cracker as well.

"Mas Pumpy is amazing."

by Mas Pumpy November 7, 2020

fade pumpy

best youtuber. Very Pog

that youtuber fade pumpy is soooo poggy

by poopooboii January 31, 2021

Rumpy Pumpy

rumping and pumping in bed

Cum in my while we are having rumpy pumpy.

by Shotty2008 June 20, 2022

The pumpy jumpy

Term used to ask someone if they want to have sex or do a silly little dance, used when you aren’t sure if their standards are low enough for you

"hey, lets do the pumpy jumpy" "what the fuck"

by Blue_777 January 28, 2024

Trumpy pumpy

A word used to describe Trump fking over millions of americans including his loyalist MAGA base .

Usage of Trumpy pumpy : Damn America got trumpy pumpied (screwed over by trump)

by Red motherducking ducks1 October 28, 2025

pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022