puddy lips

The labia of a womens vagina, which resemble vertical mouth lips, often highly sought after by horny college guys

Bro 1: Yo bro what are we doing tonight?

Bro 2: Going to the bar and hopefully getting between some puddy lips!

Bro 1: Niiiceee

by dirtyvegas March 2, 2007

puddy juice

the sweat under the belly button skin of fat person that will smell like shit if you dont wash it every day

patty has fears puddy juice under that nasty mother fucker wash that bitch.

by casandra kay October 22, 2011

Free Puddy

Pussy for free, or at a very insignificant price/trade that merits the term 'free'.

You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.

Yo, your mom gave me the free pussy last night! I love that moose knuckle!

Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

by puddyman April 12, 2005

Slutty Puddy

What you call someone with a huge gaping vagina that has been pounded so hard for so long that it resembles silly putty in that sense that you can shape it to be whatever you want.

Some douche: I pounded that bitch so hard last night I turned her vagina into slutty puddy.

Douchey friend: Bro that's fucking word, you gotta hook me up with that bitch.
Some douche: Totes!
*ended with a douchey bro fist*

by TetsuoRage October 8, 2011

Puddy Tat

Done to a female, it is the equivelent of a Sack Tap. The dead finger approach is most desirable.

After getting the girl upset by giving her a Puddy Tat, he made sure to beat her up to feel like a real man.

by T- Rizzle April 26, 2005

puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

chicken puddy

a really fat chicken with a lot of skin

that guy looked like chicken puddy

by storm hail May 19, 2016