Punched Lasagna

Fear of a ugly vagina

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014

wig pushed back

To fuck up a mutherfucker... Literally by kicking his ass and knocking his head off

Man 1: Yo man, Zodi was all up in your face yesterday

Man 2: Yea, no stress I made sure he got his wig pushed back

by SSSH November 24, 2013

Shit pushed in

Having anal sex

I fucked her so hard she got her shit pushed in

by Maxleetis-crovi April 16, 2003

pouched

To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched

by klgjkhfuit October 15, 2007

Punched in the Facebook

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.

I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon

by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010

Punched in

1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.

2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.

1. That mother fucker got punched in.

2. That bitch was punched in!

by Lassofsass March 19, 2015

punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

by Estep March 30, 2009