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puberty

Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha.
I know what puberty is!
by Nick September 13, 2004
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puberty

Something that children, or teenagers can possibly go through between ages 7-20 for females and males.
Females: Breast development, pucic hair, underarm hair, sometimes facial hair, strengthening of the voice, enlarging of the reproductive system, their menstrual period starting, and growing up mentally, and emotionaly.

Males: Pubic hair, facial hair, underarm hair, belly hair, anywhere else hair, enlarging of all the reproductive system parts, sperm production, nocturnal emmissions, and growing up mentally, and emotionaly.

Emoberty: Emoberty is a single segment of puberty that makes you crave lots of attention. By getting this attention you dress up in crazy,overrevealing,or all black clothes, and you pierce, cut, or sell yourself. (Taken from the common stereotype Emo, which is what happens to most kids during puberty)
by Your Lord, Creator, and Savior. February 18, 2007
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Japanese Puberty

A stage in a Japanese persons life where they think they're a pokemon.
Doctor: Well it appears your brother is going through Japanese Puberty.

Seto: No! Mokuba say something!

Mokuba: Bulba! Bulbasaur!
by Black Bear Samurai April 1, 2010
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pubertize

v. to engage in the long-term act of puberty, to undergo puberty

OR

v. to engage in the act of masturbation
1) Poor little Shaniqua . . she has yet to pubertize because she still stuffs her bra with styrofoam and muffins.

2) Go pubertize yourself!
by chivvy April 27, 2006
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Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD)

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.
by tommytomtomtom October 30, 2007
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puboleum

A floor covering featuring a pattern similar to pubic hairs in many different colors. Benefit is that a single pubic hair is no longer so painfully obvious to visiting guests. Less cleaning time. Great for bathrooms.
"Man, I'm sick and tired of having to swiffer this damn bathroom floor everytime one of us takes a shower."

"I agree - let's call Home Depot and get that puboleum installed. It'll be worth it."
by Maria & Danny April 8, 2008
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Puberty

When teens grow boobs and balls
Wow that 18 year old boy is finally going through puberty!
by Tea devil December 2, 2019
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