Psuedo-adult

Someone who is old enough and financially secure enough to do all the things they wanted to do as a child but were too young or poor to do them.

Someone who is of adult age that has childish behaviors and impulses and routinely acts on them with a slight amount of adult responsibility

Psuedo-Adult: "Ah, the pleasures of psuedo-adulthood. Just the other day I went by the store after work just to buy an ice cream sandwich, a Nerf gun, and a bottle of vodka to kick off the weekend!"

by Ishigoto June 9, 2013

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.

Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.

by zeldalover1113 October 30, 2017

Psuedo-CouCo Head hunters

Listen just because that Bitch is my Grand Pimp JEN. I get sick of trying to firgure out for some unkown fuckin reason fuck How the fuck am I supposed to Know I need to talk to the Jew so at least I'd have some basic understading of Ant- semetic

My name is Psuedo-CouCo Head hunters Please

by Spoonman1969 December 9, 2024

psuedo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a particular product, idea, or era, brought on by someone who did not live in time for that concepts inception.

Person 1: Man, I miss the 90's.

Person 2: Weren't you born in 2002?

Person 1: Yeah, what of it?

Person 2: Man, that psuedo-nostalgia has really got a hold on you.

by rollacethejazzmaster November 7, 2021