power puck

A gay male that only takes it in the ass for hockey players. Loves goalies and pucks/sticks in his ass. Yells goooooooal when he nuts.

Wow, can't wait for that little power puck to come over after the Flyers game!

by TomHockey0069 April 6, 2017

Cunt Puck

n. A person who lacks any and all social skills/common sense/reason for existence

Person 1 - Hey guys guess what! I just saw something green!
Person 2 - Shut your stupid ass up cunt puck.

by thebestpirateever January 27, 2006

phucking

the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.

by 3.14thagoras August 4, 2008

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

phucka

Same meaning as the fucker but less vulgar and less degrading or derogatory. Having fun with out rudeness. Equality. Space and time. Not forced.

1. You little phucka, next time I'm going to win the next round.
2. Tonight we're going to have a phucka of a good time. We're going to party like phuckas.
3. That's a phucka long way from here, its a phucka of a distanc to travel.
4. Your such a fair person. Your a good phucka.

by Equal crack September 5, 2015

puck you

Polite word instead of fuck

jonah go 2 the principals office
PUCK YOU MISS

by c read October 1, 2007

Puckermucker

The act of kissing some other persons butt. To be sycophantic
One puckers ones lips in preparation to kiss butt. Which could be full of muck.

Jeeze talk about puckermuckering the boss. He so wants a raise or promotion.

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011