A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
by Stay gold ponyboy December 9, 2011
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Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008
Get the pseudo alpha male mug.Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive thought and time into the area. People who think The Matrix is a profound philosophical statement.
People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"
"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
by King Rog May 25, 2006
Get the pseudo intelligensia mug.A country masquerading as a democracy but is really not. Most commonly it is actually freer than an autocracy or an oligarchy but is far from being a true democracy. A typical pseudemocracy will have two dominant political parties who pretend to be divided on certain issues but are in reality, the same party under different names
North Korea is an autocracy
Canada in the 19th century was an oligarchy
the United States is arguably a pseudemocracy
Switzerland is a democracy
Canada in the 19th century was an oligarchy
the United States is arguably a pseudemocracy
Switzerland is a democracy
by Dr. Peppercrack June 2, 2010
Get the Pseudemocracy mug.Pseudo Nationalism simply means, nationalism(showing love for your nation) which is fake (not real). It has nothing to do with favoring enemy or any other country.
The reason for Pseudo nationalism (fake patriotism) could be anything. May be they are agents of enemy country or may be just do not care about the country they are citizens of.
The reason for Pseudo nationalism (fake patriotism) could be anything. May be they are agents of enemy country or may be just do not care about the country they are citizens of.
pseudo-nationalism is just taking pride for other people's achievements towards our country while talking shit to anyone criticizes your country.
by TheNetJedi March 1, 2018
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1>My dear sweet lord. Johnny used to be so friendly. Now all he does is sit at the back of the cafe in his pseudo-noir clothes and whine about everything.
2>Wanna go over and say hi?
1>No... just, no. That whiny b-tard can be alone if he can't accept who and what he really is. =p
2>Wanna go over and say hi?
1>No... just, no. That whiny b-tard can be alone if he can't accept who and what he really is. =p
by Alienkitten September 1, 2005
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