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proactive procrastination

The act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.
Bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. Instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.
by romioc November 1, 2007
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Private Parts

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch
child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.
by Aynos November 22, 2011
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saving ryans privates

by n333m August 23, 2004
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Slaughter To Prevail

Slaughter to Prevail are a Russian deathcore band. They released their debut EP "Chapters of Misery", in 2014. In 2016, they signed to Sumerian Records; followed by a new edition of Chapters of Misery, and their debut album "Misery Sermon" on May 5, 2017. The band are currently touring on the summer slaughter tour, and expected to go big.
"You listen to deathcore? isn't that just noise"
me: -puts slaughter to prevail on-

-insert satanic dance here-
by Light Yagami3645 June 26, 2017
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Saving Private Ryan Rule

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.
Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.
by Get.Big. August 7, 2009
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Private James Ryan

Private James Ryan drove into a church.
by Ryan Speir November 1, 2011
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