Purotard

Management at Purolator Courier Ltd. See also Stupidvisor.

The Purotards are having a meeting about our timecards.

by anon478457565213 April 25, 2007

Pretard

Someone who is so dumb that they are in high school, yet still in pre-algebra

Brah, he is still in pre algebra. What a pretard!

by Trebly12 February 11, 2013

Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything

What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard

by .,.,? April 10, 2019

Pretard

1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.

1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."

by Kong Nicolai auf Hai. March 18, 2004

Pretard

someones state before they say/do something retarded.

"Im about to do something really retarded."

"I guess that would make you a pretard then."

by jennjennjennjenn December 24, 2008

Pretard

When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.

"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"

by Ryan1998191 August 5, 2008

pretard

(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.

You: So, what do you think of Sarah Palin?

Me: I think she's a fucking pretard.

by ricky retardo, esq. April 11, 2010