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The Truth Poodle

Figure of speech.

This poodle, associated with the texting poodle emoji, is known for speaking the truth. An anthropomorphized figure generally associated with the intangible truth. Used to denote the speaker's view of the truth of a statement. This figure of speech is the antonym of the Lie Beetle.

In texting conversations, the poodle emoji is used directly after the words "truth poodle" in the sentence.
Mary: "I look terrible in this sweater!"
Kayla: "I do not believe that it is the truth poodle. You look amazing!"

Roger: "The weather app says it's going to rain in a few hours. It cannot be the truth poodle! There's no clouds in the sky."
by CarmHelga August 9, 2023
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man-poodle

A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.
Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.
by rkhd March 19, 2010
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Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.
Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.
by Big_Phil May 23, 2009
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Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.
April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!
by 66057 January 2, 2008
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Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.
Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!
by poodlesRus April 16, 2009
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plood

The slang term for 'period blood'
Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!
by gangst from up north August 8, 2009
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poodick

noun ~ a generic moniker for a friend or acquaintance who lacks rudimentary tact in almost every non essential social situation. Poodicks are habitually late, but must attend everything. They posses severe stigmatisms, yet wear no corrective lenses. They are blonde, but also Mexican.
Man, where is Goodwin, He is such a poodick!
by Mugz79 June 17, 2007
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