Process Architect

Senior management goon. Job skills including being a pawn and lackey to division directors. Typically possesses limited athletic ability and charisma. Social skills include the ability make inappropriate (but humorous) comments towards the proletariat class.

The division director wasn’t available, so they sent the Process Architect as the stand-in parrot.

by Charlie_Hustle April 2, 2009

paper process

A bitch pussy ass pledge process that doesn't bring in the quality people of a normal pledge process.

what they have a paper process? haha pussies

by nigeee August 14, 2010

PROcess

the obstacles and struggles one goes through to become a professional in his/her field of work.

Football players go through a major PROcess to become incredibley talented.

by CarlileNeverSleeps August 26, 2010

Process

Damn … quietly in thought …

Damn … process

Yes there has been a lot .. to process

And I may of made things harder your end

Process .. I wasn’t saying it like had to be complete .. but in process .. like mine .. and absolute … you know like mine has moved on …

If that’s all that’s stopping us …

That’s not good enough :)

Or it is … would love to read your mind you know ….

Strangely there was a time when I thought I could ..

Process … of elimination ;)

Or should that be .. illumination

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

by pengells June 19, 2016

Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011