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Pokey Bum Cry Wank

A thoroughly modern form of vigorous self-pleasure enjoyed by the east London sexual elite.

This wildly popular practice centers around three activities: Poking, Crying and Wanking; and two erogenous zones: the genitals and the anus (cllql. dirty rubber ring, bumlips).

A PBCW aficionado lifts one leg (much like an animal relieving its bladder or a sumo wrestler) and brutally rams the index or 'poking' finger into their rear entrance.

Next, they begin to manhandle their rude bits until they are tumescent. Balance can often prove an issue, which is why many PBCW fans club together and rent ballet practice spaces, using the rails and mirrors for support and guidance.

At this point, the sheer pleasure of the mixed sensations experienced usually produces tears of joy, but a willing PBCW partner can be employed to add Crying - the final element of the activity - by hurling vicious insults at the PBCWer or swiping at their nuts or nipples with a handy kitchen utensil.
Jenny: I'm off to the chiropractor again today.

Joe: Why?

Jenny: Both hands cramped in the middle of a mean Pokey Bum Cry Wank session and I had to open the front door with with my feet and crab-walk to my neighbour's place naked to get help.
by Editor, PBCW TODAY October 28, 2010
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Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011
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Pokey Tool

A thin rod or needle shaped object, usually made from sturdy materials such as metal, plastics or wood that is used to clear the ash from a beat bowl pack. When a bowl has been packed and smoked thoroughly, the pokey tool is employed to dislodge and clear the remaining ash, often times so that another bowl may be packed and consumed. The pokey tool is multipurpose, also able to be used to pack the end of a blunt or joint, most likely so that a mouthpiece or 'filter' may be inserted.
A bent and straightened paper clip makes a great go-to pokey tool.
by Love MaSheen March 25, 2011
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porkeypeach

A obese person who likes to put a gallon of ranch dressing on his salad
A friend is being a porkeypeach
by A potato on the internet February 9, 2019
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PokeyKorzak

A way to call a black person stupid or idiotic which is intended to cause the receiving end pain and regret.
Yo fam, you're such a PokeyKorzak.
by NapalmKorzak May 30, 2023
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Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth
Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week
by How mama 446 May 8, 2021
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Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.
Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.
by Skooooobs June 5, 2019
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