Protocol 816

Destroy your phone/electronic items and find safety out of your normal living quarters

Deploy protocol 816, they know we know

by Pollynakaneir September 4, 2019

kobe bryant protocol

The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.

Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?

Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.

by Roman Legion October 24, 2020

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

by doctorwhat January 25, 2013

internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.

127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

guac protocol

the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.

The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.

by GreekSam001 May 16, 2010

Neptune Protocol

A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.

Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”

by JizzClown May 7, 2018