Procrasturbating

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

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"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 26, 2010

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procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 24, 2008

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to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk August 08, 2005

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With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex May 19, 2011

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The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 14, 2009

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To put something off by taking time to masturbate.

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

procrasturbate

by Family Julz January 13, 2009

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