procrastidote

n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.

I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.

This was a procrastidote.

by GedIsNotMySon June 29, 2009

Procrastinoting

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle

Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting

by XxxUrbanManiacXxx October 9, 2011

procrasticoitus

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.

Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"

by Rascarin November 16, 2011

Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

by Chrishendo April 29, 2014

Procrastiknowledge

Knowledge gained when trying to do anything but what you need to. Usually completely useless knowledge gained on the internet.

Person 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: I really didn't want to do that paper, so I now know the Mongolian national anthem by heart, and did you know that hippo milk is purple?

Person 1: You've got a lot of procrastiknowledge my friend.

by JohannSebastianSpock March 10, 2014

Procrastinote

Excessive note-taking done in class to avoid doing the actual assignment.

Shit, I hate this course and there's still another hour left of class... I know! I'll just procrastinote so the teacher thinks I'm working!

by Mo🅱️'s Spaghe🅱️🅱️i April 25, 2015

procrastimotivation

The reason for people's actions, desires or needs when it comes to wasting time and putting off responsibilities.

I was going to start filing my taxes, but these old Harambe memes are a very welcome source of procrastimotivation.

by Pretentious Yogi May 2, 2018