Procrasterbate

When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate

Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.

by Nayweboom September 21, 2017

Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procrasterbate

The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.

Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!

by Beege the Great August 25, 2016

Procrasterbate

To put off doing things that are probably important, while masterbating.

I procrasterbate instead of doing my homework after I get home.

by RPGxUnknown October 12, 2017

Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.

I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!

by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010