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proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.
My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.
by landbaby1 November 1, 2013
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proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.
Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.
by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015
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procality

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.
DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality
by Procality December 12, 2017
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proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
by ratswithcats September 30, 2019
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Profinity

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.
I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!
by ZenPulse January 18, 2022
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precisity

When something is the combination of both so accurate and so precise that you must describe it with the word precisity. The opposite of precisity is when a bottle of vodka is falling off of a fridge top to the point that it’s leaning off a wall.
When measuring a chemical aka vodka, pour 1.5 ounces of liquor into beaker.

Pour directly into mouth without spilling. This is both accuracy and precision aka precisity.
by Rolivia June 8, 2018
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Proposity

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous
“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”
by Sharkbaitwhohaha November 25, 2018
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