Peekaboo Privates

A phenomenon where your penis pokes out of the front opening in your underwear.

Jake: I almost got pantsed while I was having peekaboo privates.
Kyle: That would’ve been embarrassing

Jake: ikr?

by BeckBro_ January 25, 2022

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.

You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate

by georg.ws February 1, 2023

Optimus Primate

Big muscular low IQ meat head alpha male thug from the hood

Friend A: "I stopped watching the NFL because I'm not really into the Transformers franchise."
Friend B: "Transformers franchise? What does that have to do with the NFL?"
Friend A: "Oh, you know. The NFL is just one Optimus Primate after the next, and I'm not into watching thugs play sportsball anymore. I'm over it. And anyways, rooting on other men in tights? Nothing could be cuckier and gayer."

by TheGideonLion March 17, 2026

Play it by privates

“Play it by Privates”

Gone meet my online partner. Not sure what we’re gonna do so we’ll just play it by privates.

by RandomRenn February 6, 2026