drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
by Dome Timer November 1, 2006
Get the pretzeledmug. When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008
Get the pretzel mug. Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!
Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009
Get the The Pretzelmug. Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017
Get the Pretzelingmug. Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.
Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.
by The Lesbian Baby Basket August 31, 2018
Get the Pretzellingmug. The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.
by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008
Get the The Pretzelmug. A ski trick where the skiier goes into the snowboard park and slides a salty treat down the box railing or railing.
by Chronicskier March 17, 2009
Get the Pretzelmug.