pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

by livebythesword June 4, 2009

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

Petardy

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

by Loranne May 20, 2009

Preturd

A satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.

He walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest preturd was heard throughout the house.

by iJacques August 12, 2012

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

PETArd

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.

An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.

by weirdgirl June 18, 2003