pressure cooking 

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

pressure cooking by Uncle Jesse, Rebecca Donaldson, and Daniel Tanner November 7, 2006

pressure boner 

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

pressure boner by Jakoberr August 13, 2011

pressure washer 

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.

Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer

pressure washer by bigsexydlinn May 28, 2010

pressure wank 

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooof! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

pressure wank by Karlos December 25, 2008

pressure washer 

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

pressure washer by Jman December 21, 2004

Pressure Check 

the dude fucks a chick doggy style and then wen hes about to cum... he spits on her back so she turns around to see wut it was and e quickly pulls out and ghizzs on her face aka facial

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a pressure check

Pressure Check by SIP April 6, 2008

Pressure in the camp 

When 4 people like to jackass the scene and have no life also when things are tuff

Pigeon wants Brittney to put him as her profile picture but Brittney ex will see so pressure in the camp

Pressure in the camp by anonymous May 5, 2021