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PrePerv

Boys, usually in middle school, who are just learning all of the perverted jokes and repetitively keep using them at all the wrong moments, ruining the humor in the jokes.
Charlie: "Hey, how are you?"
Miles: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Charlie: "Uh, what's up?"
Mile: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Anna: "What a preperv..."
by Anna Hedgehog June 14, 2008
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scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.
A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."
by Rocketship Potter January 22, 2014
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A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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peperoni nips

Nipples that are the size of a slice if peperoni. Typically found on women, but occasionally on men.
"Damn Leroy, that bitch has peperoni nips!!!"
by hudlei August 17, 2008
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Leaf Peeper

Someone who goes on vacation to watch leaves. Likely to be encountered in Upstate New York, Maine, and the rest of the North East.

Can also be used as a verb.
n. The roads are blocked 'cause of all the damn leaf peepers.

v. Look at all those fools from Florida leaf peepin'
by Hypermodern September 5, 2006
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prepare the sexy

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.
Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.
by jcash January 30, 2005
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