Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

by canadiantina November 25, 2006

preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014

Predmore

Typically a person who is highly intelligent and sexy. Predmores are usually perceived as perfect by several people.

Damn, Kevin is smexy! Is he a Predmore?

by MisterMinigun October 27, 2016

Praemornate

To prepare for the day in the morning. A verb which means to go about one's morning routine.

("prey-mourn-ate")

Conjugation:
I praemornate. He praemornates. I praemornated. I will praemornate.

Noun: Praemornation ("Prey - mer - nation") - one's morning routine.

I'm always late for work because it takes me over two hours to praemornate.
My praemornation consists of a jog, a shower, and two strong cups of coffee.

by DrJava November 13, 2019

preemptive rape

ya gotta fuck the fuckers before the fuckers before the fuckers fuck you.

Jimbo was going to rape Sally, but Sally preemptively raped him first.

Preemptive rape.

by BugginMcFuk February 21, 2021

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011

preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 26, 2005