precious gift

virginity; a special present given to you by Jesus that you give to a noble courtier (or a random guy you meet at a frat party)

Chris Martin lost his precious gift at the age of 23.

Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.

by savingitformarraige09 October 19, 2009

Prediculous

A combination of Predictable and Ridiculous. When you know the outcome of a situation or event before it actually unfolds.

Alchoholic Friend: "I'm only drinking 3 shots out of this bottle."

12 hours later...

Alchoholic Friend: (Phone call) " My bail is $500, can you spot me?"

You: "Totally Prediculous!! Yes, I'll bail you out, jerk."

by King CJK December 13, 2010

Precious Little Bean

The sweetest, most pure person you know. They always surprise you with how adorable they are and you just want to cuddle them 24/7 for being SO PRECIOUS!

Girlfriend: "Dominick is just the most precious little bean. He's such a sweetheart!"

by Snugglemuffin_sunny October 27, 2021

Predlocks

Predlocks are dreadlocks that are worn by people that look like Predator from the movie Predator.

Chris Bosh (Predator) had to shave his predlocks once he got to Miami.

by Boshisaraptor February 20, 2011

precious

Something that means more to you than anyone could understand. It's value and worth can't be defined and you'd do anything to keep it. Beautiful and delicate.

My boyfriend is precious to me.

by Dead Angel May 13, 2005

Predictable

The quality of being easily anticipated; as in a behavior or response easily anticipated due to historic pattern.

"Kari's seemingly reflexive need to hijack a Facebook post and/or be the first to comment had become all-too-predictable."

by AbuName January 7, 2017

My Precious

What a meth addict calls their special bag containing their meth pipe and methamphetamine. It's a reference to that special relationship that Gollum had with the one ring of power in The Lord of the Rings.

I'm not Meth'd-Up! Where's My Precious!

Don't look in the bag Josh!

I can't get pregnant... This baby is mine!

Carrie does not look like Gollum. Ok, well, maybe a little.

by Carrie's Carrying January 8, 2021