Precaraphobia

Fear of objects in precarious positions.

You have precaraphobia.

by Uniaer July 26, 2020

precautionist

Someone who thinks diligently about their way of living life that way there are no unnecessary roadblocks or distractions.

Bryan is a precautionist, therefore lives an efficient and enjoyable life.

by Intense4Life September 26, 2017

percafetory

a word with no real definition
to get people to reveal their "honesty"

ask your friend" dude dont they look percafetory?" and if he says "yes" you will know hes a liar

by ari September 21, 2003

contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

precaffeinirritable

The state between waking up and your first sip of coffee.

Don’t talk to your dad. He’s precaffeinirritable.

by Whatelsekitty February 6, 2018

Predafied

The act of getting your ass whooped by gios mother.
Therefor having the predators come in for fuckin with one of Ours.

Damn son did you watch the fight?

No?!

You missed it that mom and her sons team got "Predafied"

by Global Sports March 29, 2011

Precaljaculate

Process & act of calculating just how much one will cum during sexual intercores.

the concept is simple

time since last orgasm + penis length during erection + Fuck speed...

ever pornstar knows how to Precaljaculate... It's common math

by NaughtyD0G! September 3, 2016