Panda Pox

a disease you can get from a panda that plays soccer and runs like a chicken, originates in oregon and does have a medicine but doesn’t work on canadians

Did you see that kid got panda pox?

by howta28 December 3, 2018

Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.

Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!

by Donkey pox August 7, 2022

oasis pox

the disease of hitting very long clips in skate 3

Z: Stop hitting 50 second clips omg
N: Sorry I have oasis pox

by nixleton December 15, 2022

Jesus pox

genital warts

My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.

by dinger finger October 19, 2010

croc-pox

suntan in hole shape on your feet from wearing croc's in the sun!

oh, no- I took off my crocs to do dress up night and croc-pox were visible through girlie shoes!!!

by Paty's Mommy February 7, 2010

chang pox

having immense love for mike chang from the tv show Glee, much like bieber fever only better

did you see mike chang on glee last night?

omg yes! I have total chang pox

by kt&j September 22, 2010

sex pox

what they should have called herpes. way catchier. sounds like a punk band.

A: Hi my name is Bob and I've got sex pox.
B: That sounds way cooler than the gonorrhea I've got.
A: Damn right it does.
B:... wish I had sex pox.
A: You can.

by jaeps July 25, 2011