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Powerbate

The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.
Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.
by powerbater September 21, 2010
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percasets disease

Percasets Disease causes mild-severe retardation. It is caused by placing chewing gum in your mouth and not chewing it.
Dude have you ever put a piece of gum in your mouth and forget to chew it?

yea, why?

Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!
by danthebananaman November 19, 2010
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Lowercaseitalism

an economic and political system in which a country's trade and industry are controlled by all lowercase letters, rather than by private owners or the state.
So, basically everything is in lowercase letters.
An era of free-market lowercaseitalism.
by lucy camenia April 20, 2020
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Lowercase b syndrome

When a person ,usually short and with a heavyset/ rounder body type is attracted to someone taller and slimmer. When they are next to each other their silhouette forms a lowercase “b”
Why is someone 5f5 and never works out attracted to only tall slim girls?
He must have lowercase b syndrome
by Larrikin87 April 20, 2021
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lowercase someone

To talk down to someone that is not trying there the best like other people are

Talk Trush about someone to give people low confidence to believe in their self basically (talk about people or say bad stuff about people too turn them into a bad person
December was teaching his little brother Gurtris how lowercase someone to help him get a girlfriend..
by MJ Duane June 15, 2022
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Chicago-Powerade

the act of injecting drugs into an erect penis then having oral sex with said penis.
oh my god Brian gave Lucy the best Chicago-Powerade last night, they were high for hours!
by poweradefan123 February 16, 2023
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happy juice powerade

A mixture of powerade and vodka, so you can take in public (festivals, parties, etc.) without getting in trouble
"Hey dude, can I have a sip of that powerade?"
"Yeah it has vodka in it though."
"Yeah man this is happy juice powerade?!"
by luvluvluv July 13, 2014
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