The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

pole position

The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.

(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.

by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Diaper Position

A position used in spanking.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.

She was such a bad girl i gave her a diaper position spanking!

by Kingjazzad12 October 9, 2008

Field Position

How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)

Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?

Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Thinking position

it is where you ponder and stroke your non-existence beard/stubble and gaze out into the distance

Guy 1: How do we explain this?
Guy 2: Hmm, let's think (begins thinking position)

by ZxGaylordxZ December 26, 2011

Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.

Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.

by Silas07 January 7, 2021