Politician

A person who has made a profession out of deceiving and controlling the masses by manipulating their emotions and exploiting their ignorance. All use common tactics of promising change, delivering moving speeches, and vehemently defending their positions (albiet without presenting any factual evidence) See Barack Obama or John McCain .

As long as Americans continue "following their hearts" and electing charismatic Politicians, they will continue to be ignored and misused by their government.

by SeesWhatYouCant August 13, 2008

politicians

see witchcraft or practioners thereof

politicians are gay,orgiastic,pedophiles who condone slavery

by common sense June 28, 2004

politician

would kill there own mother for a bigger slice of cake/power/pussy (add the relevant incentive)whatever there party affilliation.

see also:liar, shit licker, cum junkie

oops, i've stepped in some politician,i'll never get it off my shoes - i feel sullied.

by uk today August 6, 2003

third grade politician

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.

Calling her a “third grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say “third rate politician.”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Politician

Ancient Greek for "idiot."

Did you see that guy over there launching fireworks off a barrel clearly marked "flammable?" He's such a politician.

by Raxz April 6, 2012

Lebanese politician

A scandalous, horrendous, abominable, disgusting, abhorrent, hideous, irresponsible and pathetic creatures that worship money.

This man is pathetic and greedy, he should be a Lebanese politician.
Examples: Aoun, Hariri, Joumblat, Beri

by Sourayya May 3, 2020

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022