stuffed porkchop

When two men have sex with an obese woman at the same time. One inserts his penis into her mouth while the other does the same with her vajayajay or butthole, as they slowly turn her round over a roaring fire. Basically, a lamb roast with a fat chick.
Ken banged Helga in the pooper as Was fed her his man meat and they slowly turned her over the campfire, watching the sweat glisten on their stuffed porkchop.
by drzzzombie February 22, 2014
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cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.
by J Kimball August 12, 2005
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DeeJay PorkChop

Someone who downloads remixes off limewire/sharing sites and claims them as his own to uncool friends
DeeJay PorkChop: Hae Cam listen to this new remix I made on garageband

Cam: Oh man that remix is sweet as can you make me a cd?

Other Friend: ROFL its blatantly downloaded from limeiwre
by -This Guy June 06, 2009
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Pull a porkchop

To show your bare ass in a vc chat video on discord in a non sexual, funny manner.
by Jace69 January 24, 2021
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Man Porkchop

The hairy mess at the top of a man's butt crack...reminiscient of the Reverse Hitler on a woman's genetalia, but on a man's ass. Also known as the Backside Reverse Hitler or Double Reverse Hitler.
The plumber came by my house yesterday, and it was bad enough that I had to take in the view of his plumer's crack, but to top it off, he was rocking the Man Porkchop too!!!
by backdoorman August 25, 2009
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rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.
I was rusty porkchopping the guy.
by Rusty Pork-chop August 09, 2022
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