poodum

Something that is cute..Usually a happy baby or playful puppy. Could be small and/or chubby.

Ah look at that little poodum !!!

Maria's baby broke its leg ..Poorest poodum!

by gcolicci December 14, 2015

poor man's crack

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.

Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.

by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011

Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.

My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.

by Sick Mike August 16, 2009

poocules

Odors derived from fecal molecules.

Molecules made of poo.

Don't go into the washroom, Eddie DESTROYED the toilet and his poocules are EVERYWHERE.

What's that smell? Janet had burritos for lunch and she can't stop spraying poocules all over the office, the pig.

by Doctor Spaz July 20, 2009

Poor jab

An exclamation of pity, usually in response to someone else's problems.

John: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Mary: Oh really? Poor jab.

by alabaster_babe August 21, 2018

the poor devil

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.

60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").

by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016

poopulation

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.

After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.

by Falconet December 16, 2008