Foot Poodles

Obnoxious furry boots that trendy girls like to tuck their designer jeans into. They can be spotted at a variety of social gatherings in any type of climate, including the desert heat of Arizona.

It's going to be cold tonight. You might want to tuck your leggings into those new foot poodles your parents bought you for the holidays.

by SilentJrod November 22, 2010

logic poodle

n.: circular logic, 2.: a response to an illogical statement presented as fact.

"I think people are more friendly and pleasant when the weather is bad because they have something to talk about together."
"What?! No, that is a total logic poodle. It makes no sense! People are miserable when it is nasty outside."

by lizabethsc January 26, 2010

poodle hat

1. A funky album by Weird Al, who specializes in parody songs.

Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.

2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.

1. "Dude! Let's put Poodle Hat on!"

2. "Dude! I've got my poodle hat on!"

by Zelda199 October 8, 2008

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

poolee

For Marines, at this phase of their lives this is the point where they have a chance to turn back before stepping on those yellow footprints and realizing they made a huge mistake. It's the point where you've signed the dotted line but haven't yet been to boot camp. Despite having never been to boot camp, poolees will never shut up about the Marine Corps and have an annoyingly high level of motivation only recruiters/RA Marines can tolerate. The only people on Earth, besides recruits, who give a fuck about general USMC knowledge, like the General Orders or Leadership Traits. As much as it's fun talking shit about poolees, one should nonetheless appreciate the fact that at least some millennials aren't total fucking hippies/communists/ISIS fags.

Being the dumbass poolee that he was, Johnny wore a USMC shirt everywhere in hopes that he can get some pussy.

by dangitBobby December 21, 2016

poodle fucker

Madonna

pop star madonna fucks a poodle in her book SEX

She also has posed erotically with poodles on several other occassions.

Madonna is a poodle fucker.

by antiskank December 7, 2003

barf poodle

to barf uncontrollably, often on other people.

"yo mang, you played the barf poodle last night!"

by Jim Henson July 1, 2006