Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Pontoonorous

when something/ someone is quite goofy/nutty/foolish/aidanlike/ clownish yet brilliant. Can also be used when a situation is quite optimistic but you want your tone to sound very sophisticated.

Verb; Pontoonereee

Using this hair cream I can make pontoonorous shapes with my hair. Adjective

What is this pontoonereee. Verb

Pon. Singular

by nutwood69420 August 18, 2022

Pontoon

A tampon

“I bought new pontoons for the office, ladies!”

by ch00chi3 September 24, 2022

pontoon

expensive floating boxes for losers

damn, that sucker over der looks a pontoon

by B00merang August 23, 2023

pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

pontoonmaxxing

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.

"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

Ponsonbys

The name of a high-end luxury clothing store present in the popular Rockstar Title "Grand Theft Auto V". Also exists in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

1: Yo let's go to Ponsonbys.
2: Nah, shits too overpriced.

by Alexandrum March 8, 2024