testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)

A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192

by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004

Freddie Mercury Poisoning

A slang term for AIDS. Also a word play of Freddie Mercury's name, who tragically died of AIDS.

He looks very sick, it could be Freddie Mercury Poisoning

by Beric March 8, 2014

steel poisoning

(n.) An often fatal variety of poison caused by having a steel-bladed sword, dagger, or spear pierce the stomach.

"Where's Jim?"
"Didn't you hear? He caught steel poisoning on his shift last night."

by Avelon May 24, 2005

tortilla poisoning

When mexican girls start off super skinny until they hit their late 20s early 30s then BAM! they get major junk in the every trunk from eating all those tortillas all those years!

Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!

by Brena Idol May 16, 2008

anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017