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Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)
Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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pollucination

A common occurance in high schools throughout the nation. When a member of the senior class (usually male) dates a member of the freshmen class (usually female) with the sole purpose of sex, Which just so happens to be statutory rape. In turn screwing over the freshmen class guys from having any chance with that girl. But it's ok, because that freshmen class will later continue the cycle of pollucination in there senior year.
"goddamnit, the senior class keeps pollucinating all of our freshmen girls! oh well, I'll get mine some day."
by nooger & Barnaby Jones December 22, 2004
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Noise Pollution

The loud and obnoxious noise that nignorant black people play through their car stereos while thinking everyone within a three block radius want to hear it.
The windows in my apartment rattle when a nignorant black person drives by blasting their noise pollution from a stereo which is worth more than the piece of junk they are driving.
by Pale Albino 70 August 23, 2009
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Wog Pollution

An Australian slang term used casually when moving through public places; and upon noticing or passing a person of Greek descent, whispered as a magic word 5 times in order to feel pyschologically protected from the aura of their menace and sleaziness.

Directly refers to particular greasy-haired, vain tryhard wogs who's only function is to act as sexual predators in suped-up sports cars.
Did you see that wog pollution blowing down the sidewalk? closes eyes Wog Pollution x5. Opens eyes HE'S GONE!
by darrenspool November 24, 2006
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pollutician

A pollutician is a politician responsible through his/her action for the release of contaminants into our environment.
These actions may include, but are not limited to, campaigning against legislation in favour of emission control or supporting the development of infrastructure (i.e. highways) which will create additional pollution.
Goverments allowing for the exploitation of gold mine using mercury are clearly under the control of polluticians.
Polluticians are the main target of big corporation lobbying.
by Pascal P January 11, 2009
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pollutant

noun

1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.

2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?
1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"
by mrsbadger July 16, 2011
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data pollution

anything that's wasting precious, precious bandwidth
10 meg attachment? that's data pollution. use a data rod.
by Sean of the dictionary June 8, 2010
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