Red Sea Pedestrian

An obscure slur against Jews hinting at their escape from Egypt across, you guessed it, the Red Sea.

Malachi is such a Red Sea pedestrian.

by WFM60 September 7, 2009

predestrian

A pedestrian who actively tries to get hit by a car, with the hope of scoring a lucrative lawsuit against the driver.

"Jason, looks like that guy you ran over last year filed a lawsuit against you."
"But he was totally asking for it--one of those greedy predestrians."

by dranpa May 1, 2016

Pedestrianship

The status or state of one who is walking.

"Midway during his pedestrianship, he encountered a tricycle on the sidewalk."

by Squidgee Moot December 11, 2004

PEDestrian (Personal Electronic Device)

Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.

Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.

by Mothshade June 7, 2005

pestrian

A pedestrian who disobeys the road rules, causing you to swerve to avoid hitting them.

I can't believe she just walked out into the road like that! Bloody pestrian!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010

Pedestrian

An insult applied to people who do something stupid or senseless.

I can't believe you shot him, you pedestrian!

by Connor Devine September 17, 2004

Pedestrianism

The practice of walking.

That kid practices pedestrianism

by KNZR March 8, 2008