Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.

Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.

by Kings St October 23, 2010

Fat Matt Plumpkin

A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.

“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”

by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023

Plumpkin

While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.

Dude, I totally gave Peyton Manning a plumpkin after the football game.

by Seahndi January 2, 2011

69 plumpkin

the guy is on the toilet taking a shit and picks up the girl while she is sucking his dick and he is eating her out she is taking a shit. The guy is on the toilet up right while she is upside down.

Man i got shit on my head from that 69 plumpkin.

by Turtleman000069 May 30, 2011

sugar plumpkin

noun; endering term for a lover; after making cupcakes naked with a lover, you "ice" them and enjoy!

Elizabeth: Hey baby what do you want to do tonight ;)
Eddie: How about we make some cupcakes?
Elizabeth: Perfect, we will make sugar plumpkins.

by KinkyKhicken April 22, 2009

Plumpkin

A halloweenesque derivative of the blumpkin. The receiving of a blow job while pinching a loaf into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.

I've received many a blumpkin from your mom, but tonight I was in the spirit of Halloween and thought to myself, what better time for a plumpkin.

by dayday81 September 27, 2014

Plumpkin

Standing in front of a girl while she sits on the toilet having a shit as she gives you a blow job

Helene gave me a plumpkin the other day. She pinched off a massive growler as I came in her mouth

by Revengers M March 30, 2019