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Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.
booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse
by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012
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plentity syndrome

A person suffering from a multiple personality syndrome.
A combination of the words "plenty" and "identity".
Jim doesn't really suffers from his plentity syndrome. Cuz the neat thing is that Jim is never alone. There are plenty identities around him he chit-chats with.
by Ronald R.J. Cools January 6, 2008
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Plentiful Rolls

Looks like abs except not at all and its all fat and it looks like shit.
Nikki has Plentiful Rolls and it doesnt help that she wears tight shirts.
by Cortland Finnnnnnegan April 1, 2010
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planting corn

The act of a guy banging another guy in the ass.
That faggot sure likes planting corn.
by Numb nuts May 10, 2003
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planting the seed

1) a term used in counter-strike that refers to planting the bomb at the bombsite.

2) Telling someone something but not telling them the whole thing.
1)
Terrorist: Bomb has planted, i repeat sedd has been planted

2)
Well I planted the seed for him to break up with her but now its up to fate.
by Mysterious Man #6854 June 27, 2005
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Planting a Few Trees

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.
by Betterthanyouwusses April 13, 2011
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Planting

The action of putting any sort of plant seeds inside a woman’s vagina before, during, or after sex and letting them grow inside of her until she has a plant coming out of her pussy.
Me and my girlfriend tried planting and in 9 months we should have a sunflower.
by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020
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