poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Plated

Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.

"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."

by GalacticDong October 8, 2018

Plated

A word used to describe a person whom is fucked up

Damn, Steve milked a fat jeeb and is fucking plated right now!

by Straight Blanchin October 6, 2019

pleased to meet you

Said on being introduced to someone

This is my wife, Pleased to meet you

by Debskelly1985 August 15, 2021

Pleased

Expressing satisfaction

I'm pleased with my report card

by Ichigo06090 October 9, 2022

Plated

To get semen covered

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated

by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024

pleased to see you

A polite formula when being introduced on someone

It's pleased to see you

by Debskelly1985 May 31, 2024