teenage playground

A playground, typically in an elementary school or park, used by kiddies during the day, but after hours becomes the perfect place for sex, drugs, drinking, and debauchery. Is most often used by teens in the summer, when they can't go home cause their families are there, but don't feel like fucking in the car. Also can be loads of fun to play on when drunk/high/bored. (Also, parking cars in the parking lot is very common with the park, the school, and the church parking lot)

I've only ever been back to my old elementary school to get high... We were there the other day at sunset and there was still a bunch of kiddies around, then the sun went down and WHAM! Teenage playground.

Last Halloween was just and excuse for me and brandon to mess around on the playground in the park. There was kids like 50 feet away though.. I was worried my neighbors would see me. Yikes! Not the best teenage playground, although I found some beers and smokes in the BBQ pit once. Party on AG!

Colin and I christened the seesaw at Rincon Park. There's always someone smoking/drinking/longboarding there. I hear gay patrick gave some guy head in the bathroom. It's a major teenage playground.

Hitting Playgrounds before we fool around has become a major tradition with me and michael, then we go back to the car. We're really into the teenage playground. It's cute.

by stonasarah March 2, 2009

playerism

1. The distinctive quality or characteristic of being a player.
2. The doctrine, theory, principle or belief of being a player.

1. Charles was in rare form, his playerism was at it's peak form at the club the other evening.
2. Playerism is a state of mind, an identity or a way of life.

by Woody G. December 15, 2008

Hockey players

Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.

Those hockey players are good in bed.

by Ebor13 May 9, 2010

playground warrior

Kids who just play playgrounds all day but are dog shit in real games.(fortnite)

Man I just keep dying to playground warriors, they’re just getting lucky.

by Ohk... December 12, 2018

League of Legends players

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.

I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.

by 0975432345 October 23, 2022

Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

detroit playground

Any playstructure coated in piss, dirt, and shit

Jimmy wanted to play on the swing but it was coated in piss "Don't go on those swings Jimmy, that's a detroit playground"

by gleopold21 January 7, 2015