board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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Platform Wuh

bay area rapid transit's fucking way of saying one/1
Nine car Antioch Train Now Boarding Platform wuh
by Columbux January 02, 2020
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Platforming

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
by Romancell March 11, 2023
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Bumping Platforms

Raven and Vlad are totally bumping platforms! :O
by DisasterWeenie September 01, 2017
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Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.
"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze
by Abbott December 04, 2022
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Platformism

Discrimination by gamers on other gamers who use a different platform to play
User 1. i hate mobile and console players they are cannon fodder for pc players and they fucking suck at the game

User 2. platformism

User 1. shut up brokie
by User4242 August 01, 2023
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